PRAISE EVERYTHING HOLY After 6 days and 8 apartment visits, I have FINALLY found myself a place to live!!!
No more are the days of staring lustingly at espresso cups and home decor waiting until I had a reason to purchase them!
FREE are my sweaters, pants, and t-shirts adorned with profanities from the confines of their vacuum-sealed prisions (FUCK SWAG, that means you!)!
No longer am I threatened by the potential of leading the bleak life of a gypsy!
No longer am I threatened by the potential of leading the bleak life of a gypsy!